That awkward moment when even Google cant help you...
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its all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits
When I see those little 8 year old pricks with...
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Parents: Who are you texting?
Me: Jake from State Farm.
when you're at school and you have to walk by the...
taisezvous: coffee-house-blues: I love how Kindle thinks they’re so innovative with their “no-glare” screen. You know what else has no glare? A book Thank you.
YOU’RE ALL JUST SO FUCKING TALENTED WITH YOUR WRITING AND YOUR DRAWING AND PHOTOSHOP SHIT AND THEN THERE’S ME AND I TRIPPED UP THE STAIRS THIS MORNING
when i was little i used to legitimately cry over a goofy movie because max was so mean to his dad like the part where he throws the possum hat out and its raining wow i cant even talk about this right now
You: hey could you sign my albu-
Band member: oh my god it's you. You're that girl that has a blog about me and my bandmates. I stalk you most of the time whenever we have breaks during practices. I finally got to meet you in person ohmygod this is the best day of my life. I edit our selcas together so it would look like we're actually together. Wait i have it in my wallet. I hope you're not creeped out. It's just that i really like you and what i'm trying to say is that i love you please marry me.
Band member: i mean let me sign your cd for you
me: can i use the restroom
teacher: i don't know can you
me: bitch i will shit on your desk
liveinphoenix: if you rip out my headphones while im listening to music because you think its funny i will personally escort you to the gates of hell
beellette: dad just said “there should be a netflix for books” five minutes later he shouted “THE LIBRARY”
theatomicboom: this line always makes me laugh: like, of course your dad didn’t strut harry he pranced