chefbarnes: imagine there was a petting zoo but instead of animals there were band members
soujizz: benefits to dating me you have no competition that’s about it actually but i think it’s a good point
buttcamp: have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
kellinqwan: w0rd-f0r-w0rd replied to your post: i tried trimming my undercut and i gave myself a… ahahahahaha!!! *clears throat* I mean, are you alright?
catholicnun: i guess that’s just how life is sometimes
i-like-pigeons: rydellk: rydellk: i accidentally printed my english paper onto iron-on paper so as to not waste money since iron-on paper is pretty expensive, i did the logical thing, and now i have a shirt with my opinion of julius caesar on it true fashion you, are very awesome indeed, my friend
keithmorris: i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
puckermanfabray: lets play “which download link is the real one”
h0odrich: mom: where are you going its almost midnight me: out
me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
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nicoosuxx: so you’re like:
kellinqwan: thestorynotsofar: angela is literally the best okay