every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
me: home alone yes time to fuck shit up and be rebellious
*uses computer without headphones*
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works woop well that was anticlimatic wait wait WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON What that is dumb and does not happen. Look, check it out. See, not much diff- Wait, what- the fuck. You guys are being dumbs That does not happen in real life watch ...
When someone is wrong but they insist they're...
teacher: ok everyone you're going to get into groups
me: oh fuck
me: social interaction
me: what in here can i kill myself with
me: oh god there isn't anything
me: everyone is choosing groups and i'm sitting here alone
me: why am i talking to myself
dumbledore: slytherin wins the house cup.
slytherin: WOO! VICTORY!
dumbledore: haha wait I forgot, 100 points to harry potter for breathing.
"Fictional characters are better than real people...
rodaina90: blastadiamond: sherlockedpirate: littlebloodyj: blainecolfer: who the fuck said this this is a lie i cannot tolerate good one!
The differences between Normal people and Me...
kisstherainforever: Normal people when they laugh: Me: Normal people when they see their idol: Me: Normal people when they know someone likes them: Me : Normal people dancing: Me: Normal people walking: Me: Normal people who are pissed off: Me :
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maytheodds: just press play and watch the gif
me: do you want to date me?
me: breathe if yes
me: lick your elbow if no
Me: God, you are so gorgeous, let's make love on this spot right here and then when we get married we can talk about this day where we fell in love. Speaking of our wedding, I'm thinking of like an outdoor wedding, so obviously in spring is the perfect weather for it. I want to have the classic wedding dress, oh god it will be perfect. Also I'm going to invite all my internet friends to witness that glorious day. Ugh, there's just so much planning do!
Jack Barakat: Please untie me from my bed